How to apply

One online application, no fee, about twenty minutes.

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Step 1Applicant details

Step 2Academic history

Step 3Program selection

Step 4Review

Before you start

A Future Ironclad yard sign for an admitted student. — Admitted students get a yard sign to make it official.

Have your high school (or college, if transferring) transcript information handy, along with your Social Security number if you plan to apply for financial aid at the same time. Test scores are optional and will be considered only if submitted.

Application

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Applications for fall are open. No fee, no essay, and a decision in about two weeks.

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