How it runs
Student Health takes the vaccine on the road to where people already are — a table in the library during midterms, the union at lunch — rather than making everyone come to the health center. No appointment; bring your Porter Card and, if you have it, your insurance card.
Who should prioritise it
Anyone in clinical placements, anyone living in the residence halls, and anyone with a chronic condition; the clinics also carry the high-dose formulation for employees over 65.
In and around Porter Falls
The Porter Student Help Desk in Founders Union 118 is the single place to start when it is not obvious which office owns a question.
The practical details
When: Late September through November. Where: Rotating locations: Founders Union, Halvorsen Library, the Health Sciences Center, North Commons. Cost: Free with a Porter Card; billed to insurance where possible, never to the student. Anything time-sensitive — an accommodation, a booking, a deadline — is worth confirming directly before you rely on it, because the specifics here can change from term to term.
If you have a question
The office behind this is Porter Student Help Desk (Founders Union, Room 118). Call (715) 555–0120 or email help@uwporterfalls.edu during the fall and spring terms, or sign in to MyPorter to send a message or book a time. If it turns out another office owns the question, they will route it rather than send you back to the start.
Fictional information
UW–Porter Falls is a work of parody. Every office, person, building, phone number and statistic on this page is invented; nothing here describes a real institution or a service you can actually contact.