
What graduates do
Graduates of the Nursing program most often start in roles such as:
- registered nurse (medical–surgical, critical care, emergency, pediatrics, and more)
- public health nurse
- clinic nurse
- nurse in a specialty unit
Titles and starting responsibilities vary by employer and by the concentration and applied experience a student brings.
Where they work
Typical employers include hospitals and health systems; clinics and physician practices; public health departments; long-term care and home health. Most graduates work in inpatient units, clinics, and the community.
A completed co-op or internship is the single strongest predictor of a fast, well-matched first job — and a meaningful share of students convert an applied experience into a full-time offer.
Graduate and professional study
Graduates who continue their education commonly pursue:
- M.S.N. toward nurse practitioner, educator, or administrator roles; D.N.P.
Licensure and certification
Graduates sit for the NCLEX-RN and apply for state licensure; the program has clinical and admission requirements.
How outcomes are reported
UW–Porter Falls reports first-destination outcomes for each program — the share of graduates employed or in further study within six months, and typical starting roles — on the career outcomes page, with the method described in the methodology. Because this is a parody site, any specific numbers shown there are illustrative.
Strengthening your outcomes
Within the program, the moves that correlate most with a fast, well-matched first job are: completing a co-op or internship rather than skipping it, building a portfolio or project log even if the field does not formally require one, joining the related student organization for the employer contacts it brings, and talking to Career Services early rather than in your final semester. Pairing Nursing with a complementary minor (data, a language, project management, or sustainability, depending on the role you want) is a common way to stand out without adding a year.
Common questions
Does this degree guarantee a job? No degree does. What the outcomes page reports is what past graduates did, not a guarantee for any individual student — your results depend on your own work, applied experience, and the market when you graduate.
What if I want a career not listed above? The list is representative, not exhaustive. A Nursing background transfers into many adjacent roles; talk to Career Services about how to position your specific combination of coursework and experience for something not listed here.
How current are the employer and salary figures? See the outcomes methodology for the survey window and response rate; figures on a parody site like this one are illustrative rather than current data.
Fictional information
UW–Porter Falls is a work of parody. The career descriptions here are typical of the field; the employers and any statistics are invented.