The radio station
WPRT streams online around the clock, with student DJs holding regular shifts and a rotating specialty-show schedule; anyone can apply for a shift after a short training session, no broadcasting experience required.
The podcast booth
A soundproofed booth in Founders Union is free to book by the hour for any student project, club or class assignment; a quick training session covers the equipment before a group's first solo booking.
In and around Porter Falls
Student life at Porter is organised out of Founders Union, the building students call the campus living room. The Dean of Students Office is on the second floor.
The practical details
Station: WPRT, streaming online, student DJ shifts. Podcast booth: Free, book by the hour through the involvement suite. Equipment: Provided; training required before first solo use. Anything time-sensitive — an accommodation, a booking, a deadline — is worth confirming directly before you rely on it, because the specifics here can change from term to term.
If you have a question
The office behind this is Dean of Students Office (Founders Union, Room 200). Call (715) 555–0182 or email deanofstudents@uwporterfalls.edu during the fall and spring terms, or sign in to MyPorter to send a message or book a time. If it turns out another office owns the question, they will route it rather than send you back to the start.
Fictional information
UW–Porter Falls is a work of parody. Every office, person, building, phone number and statistic on this page is invented; nothing here describes a real institution or a service you can actually contact.