What it is
Health Sciences Coffee is a coffee & quick food located in The health-sciences academic building.
Hours
Weekday mornings through mid-afternoon during the academic year, with extended hours during clinical-exam weeks. The dining app shows live hours for every location, since they shift around exam weeks, breaks, and university holidays — check it before a special-occasion trip.
What's on the menu
Coffee and espresso drinks, grab-and-go sandwiches, yogurt and fruit cups, and snacks.
How to pay
- Campus Cash (tax-free on food)
- Card or phone
Dietary accommodations
Stocks a rotating selection of allergen-friendly grab-and-go options; ask staff for the current list.
Good to know
The extended hours during clinical-exam weeks are the one schedule change worth knowing in advance if you rely on this stop before an early clinical shift.
Common questions
Can I use a meal swipe here? No — this location takes Campus Cash, a card, or your phone, but not a meal-plan swipe.
What if I have a severe allergy? Ask any staff member for the current allergen binder, or contact the campus dietitian through dining dietary accommodations to set up a standing plan before you rely on any single location.
Fictional information
UW–Porter Falls is a work of parody. Health Sciences Coffee, its hours, menu, and every detail on this page are invented; nothing here describes a real place you can actually visit.