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The part where we are completely straightforward about what this is.
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This is a parody
University of Wesconsin–Porter Falls Polytechnic does not exist. It is a work of satire and fiction.
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This site is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by or connected to the University of Wisconsin–Stout, the Universities of Wisconsin, the State of Wisconsin, or any other real institution, company or brand. No real logos or trademarks of any real organization are used anywhere on this site.
Everything here is invented
Every program, course, statistic, salary figure, building, event, news story, policy and quotation on this site is fictional and was written for comedic effect. Every person named is invented. Any resemblance to a real person is coincidental. No statement on this site should be relied on for any purpose whatsoever.
You cannot enroll
There is no application, no admissions office, no degree and no accreditation. The forms do not submit. No money can be paid to this university because this university is not a thing that can receive money.
Artwork & photography
The university seal is original artwork created for this site and does not depict, imitate or derive from any real institution's mark. The photographs are real and depict real places and people — a mix of historic and current U.S. federal government works and Carol M. Highsmith's donated photography, all held by the Library of Congress with no copyright restrictions. None of them depict University of Wesconsin–Porter Falls Polytechnic, because it does not exist; they are used here as generic, unlabeled illustrations of campus life, industry and Wesconsin scenery, the way a stock photograph is used on any real institutional website.
If you are here by accident
You may be looking for a real polytechnic university in Wesconsin. Several excellent ones exist. Search for the real thing and you will find it quickly.
Who runs this
This is a personal creative project by Jack Alfred Davison Blaker, hosted at jackblaker.com. It is provided “as is” with no warranty, and to the fullest extent the law allows there is no liability arising from your use of it. The full, governing terms, disclaimer & privacy notice covers this site along with everything else hosted under jackblaker.com.
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Applications for fall are open. No fee, no essay, and a decision in about two weeks.