Stay connected
Update your contact information, join regional gatherings, come back for Homecoming, and keep your Porter email if you have one. The alumni directory helps you find classmates and make introductions.
Keep using the university
Alumni retain access to career coaching, selected library databases, job postings, and employer events. Graduate certificates and continuing education are open to you, often with an alumni rate.
Give back
Mentor a student, host a co-op, speak in a course, serve on a program advisory board, or support scholarships and the applied-learning fund. The most valuable thing many alumni give is an hour and an honest conversation.
Start here
Who to talk to
Alumni Relations
The Depot · (715) 555–0246 · alumni@uwporterfalls.edu
For anything not listed, the full directory has every office.
Common questions
I attended when it was a different name — am I an alumnus?
Yes. Graduates of every earlier incarnation of the institution are Porter alumni, and the archives hold records from each era.
Can I still use the library?
Alumni get on-site access to most resources and remote access to a selected set of databases; the librarians can tell you which.
Fictional information
UW–Porter Falls is a work of parody. The offices, steps, dates, and contacts described here are invented; nothing on this page is a real process you can complete.