Spaces
Lounges, meeting rooms, a ballroom, food hall, commuter resources and outdoor terraces remain active throughout the day.
Student involvement
Organization advising, student government, tickets and volunteer programs are based in the union.
Practical services
Find the Porter Card office, campus store, service center, ATM, printing and information desk.
Where the day runs through
Founders Union holds the food hall, the Foundry makerspace café, lounges, meeting rooms, a ballroom and outdoor terraces over the Millrace, and it is the busiest building on campus from mid-morning to evening. Commuter lockers, a nap room and a family room are on the ground floor.
Get involved here
Organisation advising, student government, the ticket window, volunteer programs and the involvement fair are all based in the Union. Registering a club, reserving a room and requesting event funding all start at the third-floor involvement suite.
In and around Porter Falls
The campus is compact — 86 acres, 14 buildings — laid out along the old Millrace between downtown Porter Falls and the river. The Porter Loop shuttle circles it every twelve minutes during class hours, and the lighted Riverfront Trail connects the academic core to North Campus in about a ten-minute walk.
The practical details
The campus living room: Open 7 a.m. to midnight most days. Services: Porter Card office, campus store, info desk, print, ATM. Home to: Dean of Students, involvement, student government. These specifics can shift from term to term, so confirm anything time-sensitive — a deadline, an appointment, an eligibility rule — before you count on it.
If you have a question
This is handled by Facilities & Campus Planning (Millwright Hall, Room 40). Call (715) 555-0245 or email facilities@uwporterfalls.edu during the fall and spring terms, or use MyPorter to send a message or book a time. If another office turns out to own the question, they will pass it along rather than send you back to the beginning.
Fictional information
UW–Porter Falls is a work of parody. Every office, person, building, phone number and statistic on this page is invented; nothing here describes a real institution or a service you can actually contact.