
What's on the walk
Permanent sculpture on the quads, the rotating mural wall by the Depot underpass, the student-built installation that changes each year at Millrace Week, and a few pieces on long-term loan from the galleries' collection. Each stop has a short label with the artist and the year.
Behind it
The galleries maintain the collection, handle conservation, and rotate the temporary pieces; the walk is the way most people encounter work they'd otherwise pass without noticing.
In and around Porter Falls
University Communications sits in Millwright Hall and handles the parts of Porter that outlast any one semester. The founding manual-training mission from 1893 is still the reference point for most of what this office says publicly.
The practical details
Route: About a mile, loops from the Founders Union plaza. Guide: Numbered map, print at the information desk and on MyPorter. Collection: Managed by the campus art galleries; most pieces are by regional artists or alumni. Anything time-sensitive — an accommodation, a booking, a deadline — is worth confirming directly before you rely on it, because the specifics here can change from term to term.
If you have a question
The office behind this is University Communications (Millwright Hall, Room 210). Call (715) 555–0250 or email news@uwporterfalls.edu during the fall and spring terms, or sign in to MyPorter to send a message or book a time. If it turns out another office owns the question, they will route it rather than send you back to the start.
Fictional information
UW–Porter Falls is a work of parody. Every office, person, building, phone number and statistic on this page is invented; nothing here describes a real institution or a service you can actually contact.