Who lives here
Depot Apartments houses about 96 students, primarily graduate students, students with families, and non-traditional students. Room type: One- and two-bedroom apartments with a full kitchen and bathroom.
Rooms and rates
Rates are set by room type each year and published with the housing contract; Depot Apartments's room type (one- and two-bedroom apartments with a full kitchen and bathroom) generally falls in the middle of the campus rate range — suites and apartments cost more than traditional doubles, and a private single, where available, costs more still. A housing deposit and signed contract hold your assignment; cancellation deadlines and any penalty are on the contract, not this page.
Amenities and dining
- On-site laundry room
- A small playground for resident families
- Reserved parking included
- Quiet-hours policy enforced 24 hours a day
Dining: No meal plan; each unit has a full kitchen.
Community life
The only on-campus option built for families and students living with a partner or child; a resident coordinator runs occasional community potlucks. A live-in resident assistant on each floor runs regular programming and is the first point of contact for a roommate conflict, a maintenance issue, or a student who seems to be struggling.
How to get a room here
Priority given to graduate students, students with dependents, and married or partnered students. Specific hall and room requests are not guaranteed — they are filled in priority order as space allows — but most students who request Depot Apartments early get it. Roommate matching (by questionnaire or a requested specific roommate) happens before assignments go out.
Common questions
Can I switch halls after move-in? A room-change period opens a few weeks into the fall term once initial vacancies are known; requests before then are handled case by case, mostly for documented conflicts or accommodations.
Is there an accommodation process for a medical or disability need? Yes — work with Accessibility Services and Housing well before the room-selection deadline; accommodated placements are handled outside the general lottery.
What happens over breaks? Most halls close during winter break; students who need to stay can apply for break housing, usually consolidated into one or two halls to save on staffing and heating.
Fictional information
UW–Porter Falls is a work of parody. Depot Apartments, its capacity, amenities, and every rate and policy on this page are invented; nothing here describes a real building or a room you can actually reserve.