The 2026–27 roster
Rosters are current as of October 9, 2026 and are updated by Athletic Communications after each roster change. (C) marks a team captain. Hometowns are in Wesconsin unless marked †. Majors are the student’s declared program of record in MyPorter, which, for first-years, is subject to change and frequently does.
| No. | Name | Pos. | Yr. | Ht. | Hometown | Major |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | Elena Cardenas | GK | So. | 5-8 | Sorrel Lake † | Accounting |
| 1 | Paige Duerst (C) | GK | Jr. | 5-9 | Ashgrove | Early Childhood Education |
| 2 | Adriana Fuentes | F | So. | 5-4 | Elk Prairie | Elementary Education |
| 3 | Maddie Oyelaran (C) | F | Sr. | 5-7 | Lake City | Psychology |
| 4 | Sophie Lange | D | Fy. | 5-5 | Lake City | Computer Science |
| 5 | Greta Sorensen | MF | Jr. | 5-5 | Halvard Springs | Special Education |
| 6 | Lucy Lemke | D | Sr. | 5-8 | Cedar Bluff | Criminal Justice |
| 7 | Kenna Sather | MF | Sr. | 5-6 | Porter Falls | Packaging Technology |
| 8 | Lexi Ament | MF | So. | 5-6 | Norvik | Rehabilitation Services |
| 10 | Chia Her | D | So. | 5-4 | Cedar Bluff | Chemistry |
| 12 | Greta Kowalczyk | MF | Fy. | 5-6 | Westvale | Elementary Education |
| 13 | Julia Nelsen | D | Sr. | 5-8 | Porter Falls | Rehabilitation Services |
| 14 | Kenna Faber | F | Fy. | 5-8 | Copper Ferry | Sport Management |
| 16 | Ruby Castellanos | F | So. | 5-4 | Redgranite | Psychology |
| 17 | Avery Carlstrom | D | Fy. | 5-5 | Westvale | Technology Education |
| 18 | Lena Kiefer | D | Fy. | 5-6 | Ashgrove | Special Education |
| 19 | Delaney Westphal | F | Fy. | 5-6 | Marten Lake | Information Technology |
| 20 | Destiny Morrow | MF | Jr. | 5-2 | Glenhaven † | Environmental Science |
| 21 | Marisol Torres | D | So. | 5-9 | Lake City | Automotive Technology |
| 23 | Macy Pruitt | MF | Fy. | 5-7 | Cedar Bluff | Special Education |
| 26 | Wren Knutson | MF | Sr. | 5-3 | Redgranite | Psychology |
| 27 | Piper Gilbertson | D | So. | 5-8 | Pinecrest Mills | Culinary Arts |
| 28 | Stella Myhre | MF | Jr. | 5-2 | Cedar Bluff | Social Work |
| 29 | Reese Halstead | F | Jr. | 5-8 | Sorrel Lake † | Technology Education |
| 31 | Mackenzie Franzen | GK | Jr. | 5-10 | Fallon Bluffs | Marketing & Digital Communication |
Coaching and support staff
Coaches’ offices are on the second floor of Ironclad Fieldhouse. Prospective student-athletes should email the head coach directly; there is no central recruiting office. Full contact details are in the athletics staff directory.
| Name | Role | At Porter |
|---|---|---|
| Kelsey Arnquist | Head coach | 5th season |
| Brooke Wendt | Assistant coach | 3rd season |
| Liz Hamre | Goalkeeper coach (part time) | 2nd season |
| Jordan Pelky | Athletic trainer (soccer, cross country and track, baseball) | Sports medicine staff |
| Darnell Ochs | Director of Strength and Conditioning (all programs) | Department staff |
| Simone Achterberg | Academic Advisor in Athletics | Department staff |
Roster notes
- Captains. Senior forward Maddie Oyelaran, who set the single-season record with 17 goals last year and has 31 for her career, and junior goalkeeper Paige Duerst, an early childhood education major and SAAC service chair.
- The comeback. Oyelaran scored twice and junior midfielder Greta Sorensen once as Porter erased a two-goal halftime deficit at Granite Ridge on October 3; sophomore Ruby Castellanos drew the 86th-minute penalty (recap).
- Majors. Eleven of 25 are in education or psychology programs, and student teaching placements for the seniors start the January after their last season. Team GPA was 3.46.
- Classes. Five seniors, six juniors, seven sophomores and seven first-years. Twenty-two are from Wesconsin.
Following the team
Remaining matches are on the fall 2026 schedule. The Millrace Week match against Chippewa Valley State is Sunday, October 18 at 1:00 p.m. at Millwright Stadium, the day after the Forge Bowl. Students get in free with a Porter Card (tickets).
Fictional information
UW–Porter Falls is a work of parody. Every athlete on this women’s soccer roster is invented — names, numbers, hometowns, heights, class years and majors — as are the coaches and staff; no real student-athlete is listed or described, and the roster belongs to no real team.