How the fleet works
Any student, employee or visitor can check out a bike at one of nine stations with a Porter Card or a day pass, ride it anywhere in Porter Falls, and return it to any station — not necessarily the one they started at.
Where to ride
The Riverfront Trail connects campus to North Campus and downtown on a lit, plowed route; on-street routes to the rest of Porter Falls are mapped with a stress rating so a new rider can pick a comfortable way across town.
In and around Porter Falls
Day-to-day life at Porter runs between Founders Union, the residence halls on the south quad and North Campus across the Riverfront Trail. The Porter Loop shuttle and a compact footprint mean most students can get anywhere on campus in under fifteen minutes on foot.
The practical details
Fleet: 120 bikes at 9 stations. Cost: Free with a Porter Card; public day-pass available. Repair: Self-service stations at Founders Union and North Campus. Anything time-sensitive — an accommodation, a booking, a deadline — is worth confirming directly before you rely on it, because the specifics here can change from term to term.
If you have a question
The office behind this is Dean of Students Office (Founders Union, Room 200). Call (715) 555–0182 or email deanofstudents@uwporterfalls.edu during the fall and spring terms, or sign in to MyPorter to send a message or book a time. If it turns out another office owns the question, they will route it rather than send you back to the start.
Fictional information
UW–Porter Falls is a work of parody. Every office, person, building, phone number and statistic on this page is invented; nothing here describes a real institution or a service you can actually contact.