What is provided
Each room is a private, lockable space with a comfortable chair, an outlet, a small refrigerator for storage and sink access nearby for cleaning equipment — not a repurposed supply closet.
Getting access
A short request to the Dean of Students Office issues a code the same day; there is no eligibility documentation required, and the request can be made by a student, employee or visitor.
In and around Porter Falls
Day-to-day life at Porter runs between Founders Union, the residence halls on the south quad and North Campus across the Riverfront Trail. The Porter Loop shuttle and a compact footprint mean most students can get anywhere on campus in under fifteen minutes on foot.
The practical details
Locations: Founders Union, Halvorsen Library, Health Sciences Center, North Commons. Access: Key code from the Dean of Students Office. Equipment: Chair, outlet, small refrigerator, sink access nearby. Anything time-sensitive — an accommodation, a booking, a deadline — is worth confirming directly before you rely on it, because the specifics here can change from term to term.
If you have a question
The office behind this is Dean of Students Office (Founders Union, Room 200). Call (715) 555–0182 or email deanofstudents@uwporterfalls.edu during the fall and spring terms, or sign in to MyPorter to send a message or book a time. If it turns out another office owns the question, they will route it rather than send you back to the start.
Fictional information
UW–Porter Falls is a work of parody. Every office, person, building, phone number and statistic on this page is invented; nothing here describes a real institution or a service you can actually contact.