The 2026–27 roster
Rosters are current as of October 9, 2026 and are updated by Athletic Communications after each roster change. (C) marks a team captain. Hometowns are in Wesconsin unless marked †. Majors are the student’s declared program of record in MyPorter, which, for first-years, is subject to change and frequently does.
| No. | Name | Pos. | Yr. | Ht. | Hometown | Major |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Caitlin Czajka | C | Fy. | 6-2 | Norvik | Marketing & Digital Communication |
| 11 | Alyssa Arndt | G | So. | 5-10 | Glenhaven † | Accounting |
| 13 | Kaitlyn Marchetti | F | Fy. | 6-0 | Glenhaven † | Nursing |
| 14 | Lucy Quam | C | Jr. | 6-3 | Fallon Bluffs | Elementary Education |
| 21 | Brianne Greene | G | Jr. | 5-6 | Ashgrove | Business Administration |
| 30 | Rylee Lamers | F | Sr. | 6-0 | Westvale | Rehabilitation Services |
| 32 | Rachel Ostby (C) | F | Jr. | 6-0 | Pinecrest Mills | Nursing |
| 34 | Maren Sletten (C) | G | Sr. | 5-7 | Cedar Bluff | Nursing |
| 35 | Emery Hoeft | F | So. | 5-11 | Ashgrove | Finance |
| 41 | Chloe Oberbeck | G | Sr. | 5-10 | Redgranite | Psychology |
| 42 | Faith Peck | G | So. | 5-9 | Millbrook Corners | Graphic Design |
| 43 | Yer Yang | G | So. | 5-10 | Westvale | Mechanical Engineering |
| 53 | Allie Jeske | F | Sr. | 5-11 | Lake City | Special Education |
| 55 | Alexis Skemp | G | Fy. | 5-9 | Halvard Springs | Health Information Management |
Coaching and support staff
Coaches’ offices are on the second floor of Ironclad Fieldhouse. Prospective student-athletes should email the head coach directly; there is no central recruiting office. Full contact details are in the athletics staff directory.
| Name | Role | At Porter |
|---|---|---|
| Hannah Severson | Head coach | 4th season |
| Megan Kortbein | Assistant coach; defense and scouting | 4th season |
| Tasha Rheingans | Assistant coach; guards | 1st season |
| Renee Stoltenberg | Athletic trainer (head athletic trainer; basketball) | Sports medicine staff |
| Darnell Ochs | Director of Strength and Conditioning (all programs) | Department staff |
| Simone Achterberg | Academic Advisor in Athletics | Department staff |
Roster notes
- Everyone is back. Last season’s starting five — Maren Sletten, Rachel Ostby, Lucy Quam, Rylee Lamers and Emery Hoeft — all return from the 21–6 team that won a share of the WCAC title, the program’s first since 2014.
- The record. Senior guard Maren Sletten, a nursing major from Cedar Bluff, set the single-season assist record (152) last February. She has 61 fewer career assists than the all-time leader; the staff has stopped pretending it isn’t counting.
- Clinical schedules. Five players are in nursing or health-sciences programs. Practice moves to 6 a.m. on the two weekdays when most of them have rotations at the simulation hospital in the Health Sciences Center.
- Classes. Four seniors, three juniors, four sophomores and three first-years. Team GPA in the fall was 3.41, the highest of any Ironclad team that semester.
- Captains. Sletten and junior forward Rachel Ostby, the team’s representative on the Student-Athlete Advisory Committee.
Following the team
The 2025–26 co-championship banner goes up before the home opener against St. Brendan College on Wednesday, November 11 at 7:00 p.m.; arrive early, because the ceremony starts at 6:40 and the lift operator does not wait. The full slate is on the winter 2026–27 schedule. Students get in free with a Porter Card; public tickets are on the tickets page.
Fictional information
UW–Porter Falls is a work of parody. Every athlete on this women’s basketball roster is invented — names, numbers, hometowns, heights, class years and majors — as are the coaches and staff; no real student-athlete is listed or described, and the roster belongs to no real team.