What's open
A hot grill, a build-your-own bowl station, and packaged options at the Founders Union marketplace, plus the smaller North Commons grill for the residence halls across the Riverfront Trail. Both take a meal swipe as a fixed late-night combo or dining dollars à la carte.
Why the hours are what they are
The 1 a.m. weeknight close lines up with when the libraries clear out during midterms and finals; the later weekend hours are for after events at Ironclad venues and Founders Union.
In and around Porter Falls
Day-to-day life at Porter runs between Founders Union, the residence halls on the south quad and North Campus across the Riverfront Trail. The Porter Loop shuttle and a compact footprint mean most students can get anywhere on campus in under fifteen minutes on foot.
The practical details
Where: The Founders Union marketplace and the North Commons grill. Hours: Until 1 a.m. on weeknights, 2 a.m. Thursday through Saturday. Meal plan: Late-night swipes and dining dollars both work. Anything time-sensitive — an accommodation, a booking, a deadline — is worth confirming directly before you rely on it, because the specifics here can change from term to term.
If you have a question
The office behind this is Dean of Students Office (Founders Union, Room 200). Call (715) 555–0182 or email deanofstudents@uwporterfalls.edu during the fall and spring terms, or sign in to MyPorter to send a message or book a time. If it turns out another office owns the question, they will route it rather than send you back to the start.
Fictional information
UW–Porter Falls is a work of parody. Every office, person, building, phone number and statistic on this page is invented; nothing here describes a real institution or a service you can actually contact.