The boundary
No smoking or vaping inside any building or within 25 feet of an entrance, loading dock or air intake; a small number of marked outdoor locations away from doorways remain available.
Help quitting, not just enforcement
Counseling & Health offers free nicotine-replacement kits and a structured cessation program to any student or employee who wants one, no referral or judgment required.
In and around Porter Falls
Porter Falls sits on the Porter River, and the university's sustainability commitments are mostly about water and heat: the Millrace restoration, rain gardens, and fourteen buildings surviving a Wesconsin winter as efficiently as possible.
The practical details
Policy: Smoke- and vape-free inside every building and within 25 feet of an entrance. Designated areas: A small number of outdoor locations away from building entrances. Cessation help: Free nicotine-replacement kits through Counseling & Health. Anything time-sensitive — an accommodation, a booking, a deadline — is worth confirming directly before you rely on it, because the specifics here can change from term to term.
If you have a question
The office behind this is Office of Sustainability (Founders Union, Room 015). Call (715) 555–0240 or email sustainability@uwporterfalls.edu during the fall and spring terms, or sign in to MyPorter to send a message or book a time. If it turns out another office owns the question, they will route it rather than send you back to the start.
Fictional information
UW–Porter Falls is a work of parody. Every office, person, building, phone number and statistic on this page is invented; nothing here describes a real institution or a service you can actually contact.