Academic
- Applied Arts Building
Design, art, apparel and media studios, plus the Furlong Gallery. - Commerce Hall
Home of the College of Business — case rooms, a trading lab, and the Small Business Development Center. - Founders Hall
Engineering, manufacturing and applied-technology laboratories, and the oldest working building on campus. - Halvorsen Library
Research collections, study floors from loud to silent, and student support all in one building. - Health Sciences Center
The simulation hospital and the teaching labs for nursing, dietetics and rehabilitation services. - Jarvis Technology Center
Computing, cybersecurity, data and visualization labs, and an isolated cyber range. - Millwright Hall
The main administration building — the Provost, Graduate School, Campus Safety, and University Communications all under one roof. - University Farm
A working teaching farm east of campus used by food, agriculture, dietetics, environmental science and design courses.
Athletics & recreation
- Forge Recreation Center
The main student recreation facility — weights, courts, a climbing wall, a pool, and the group-fitness studios. - Ironclad Fieldhouse
The indoor home of Ironclad basketball, volleyball and wrestling — and the site of the largest campus events. - Millwright Stadium
The outdoor stadium for football, soccer and track, on the north edge of campus by the river.
Student life
- Founders Commons
The residential dining building — home of The Forge all-you-care-to-eat hall and the campus catering kitchen. - Founders Union
The campus living room: the food hall, student organizations, the one-stop student-account desk, and the Porter Card office.
Admissions & visitors
- Welcome Center
The front door for prospective students and families — admissions, campus visits, and the tour start.
Fictional information
UW–Porter Falls is a work of parody. Every building and detail listed here is invented.